
Meet my Rosie and Danny. (Rosie is my new thrift rose shirt and Danny the coat I got for $9) Rosie for a $4 rose printed top, how original and creative I am. I saw Danny's cousins sitting around luxurious stores around Singapore last year, they all looked pretty sweet but were all about $400 for each. "How does it look?" There was silence, and then a disgusted glance being placed on Danny, "It looks just like an old man's jacket," he looked at me with disapproving eyes. There are so many times I blame my female hormones for making myself feel like shit. It tells me to dress to impress men, whereas the passion for dressing up echoes Sherlock holmes and David Bowie with Cherie from the Runaways. Again, a rant with my first world problems.

The amount of Magazines I bought with my allowance for the past 2 years is pretty taunting. It's almost like the box of shame that tells me how much money I've wasted. "They're for incredible editorials," she said, "Amazing photographies as inspirations," she argued. As pathetic as it may sound, I'm 4 months sober.
& sorry brah, no outfit photos today. But a rant about how the lawn mower broke down in the middle of me doing
da job. I prayed for a miracle but it was sparse. And now I could only pray for forgiveness from the actual owner of the machine as I smell smoke coming out of its motor. God Bless my neighbours who had to put up with my hysterical begging with a metal piece. It was almost funny.
Almost.